Wednesday 11 July 2012

Vacation

I've been once this year but I'd really like to see it when there's more than 5 hours of daylight. But it's a bit pricey in the summer. I can't think of anything.

My other preference is a beach, preferably on the Atlantic. Quiet. Not too touristy. Warm water, nice weather. Not too far - no 16 hour flights please.

Or maybe a city? Quick, name me some cities in North America that are nice to visit in the summer. I'll have to save the European ones for the low season.

Monday 5 March 2012

Lera White - Resume

Hey! I happen to be one of the team organizers of FoxyStilezArticles, a global Internet content writing group. We are able to write in French and English for multinational world wide web visitors, and are at your disposal for blog post generation for your site. Down the page you may see my CV, and you might be able to check out other team organizers and writers' CV's on this web-site. At the end of my CV, you're going to discover some good examples of our exhibited works. For job inquiries, you should reach us using the form on this internet site and we will answer as soon as possible.



Curriculum Vitae


Lera White

6645 Nicoli Way

Alabama Montgomery

lera_1995@gmail.com




Qualifications


Graduated With Special Honors from Syracuse University

10 years of article writing experience (expressly for Electronic visitors)

Great fluency in Latin and English

Devoted, business-oriented member of staff with a taste for specifics




Work Experience


FoxyStilezArticles, Boston USA

1998 - Present

Group Supervisor

Accountable for arranging a worldwide team of internet writers to fit a challenging set of production targets.

- Set unprecedented records for productivity, raising productivity by 18% globally

- Properly managed reliable records of job distribution

- Maintained QA for world-wide creation over a significant team of freelancers




Additional Skills


Fluent in Latin and English

Innovative competence with a wide range of office software




Examples of Released Posts




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Wireless Miami-Dade pilot project

Mayor Carlos Alvarez to launch Wireless Miami-Dade pilot project in conjunction with Public Safety Initiative

Friday 2 March 2012

Cody James - CV

Hello there! I am one of many group managers of FoxyStilezArticles, a hungry young Internet article writing collective. We are able to publish in English for multinational world wide web readers, and are readily available for content development for your web-site. Down the page you may see my resume, and you may be able to see other group managers and team members' resumes on this website. At the bottom of my resume, you will view some illustrations of our written and published works. For employment requests, you should mail us using the form on this website and one of us will respond as soon as can be.



Curriculum Vitae


Cody James

4053 Banner Circle

South Dakota Pierre

cody_1989@gmail.com




Summary


Graduated With Special Honors from Syracuse University

10 years of composing experience (exclusively for Online readers)

Stunning competency in English

Committed, company-oriented employee with a aptitude for specifics




Business Expertise


FoxyStilezArticles, Boston USA

1998 - Present

Publishing Team Manager

Answerable for setting up a international group of freelance writers to suit a demanding set of production aims.

- Set unprecedented records for efficiency, increasing productivity by 30% internationally

- Correctly managed dependable logs of job distribution

- Maintained quality control for international production across a significant group of internet writers




Additional Skills


Fluent in English

Innovative competence using a huge choice of office computer software




Examples of Released Writing




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Under Armour

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Sunday 11 December 2011

Twatty footballers

Apologies for the long post…

It is funny how well people can misunderstand some social situations.

For instance, joining a new club or sports team is always stressful. No one likes doing it, but everyone has to at some point in their lives and everyone in the club has done it.

Thankfully, sports are easier things to get into than most. The social rules are simple; be friendly but no overly so, play your game, keep your head down and work and above all, don’t be an arrogant awkward twat. Very simple. Everyone is a Mr/Miss/Ms Worrypants before the first training session/match, everyone knows what it is like to be in that position and everyone has been there before. The same social rules apply even once you are in the team, they just relax a bit.

I’ve played in the work footie team since I started here four years ago. I went through the nervous first game situation, I kept my head down, I played my game, I even sealed my “Vinnie Jones” reputation a few months in when I tackled my mentor, accidentally fracturing one of his lower vertebrae and doing his knee in. (We were both running after the ball, shoulder barging all the way and our feet got tangled up. Still good friends tho!). I managed to fit in without any bother and become a regular part of the team.

I’ve seen new players come and go, I’ve seen crap players who work hard, like myself, become better purely because of the opposition they face. I’ve been dropped to the subs bench (overly fat and slow!) and worked my way back on the team (lost the weight).

But I tell you, I’ve seen some right awkward arrogant twats come and go.

Some players can afford to be that way, they’re good at this sport. They know they’ll be one of the best on the field. Skill counts for a lot, skill earns respect, skill earns you a place on the team, skill gets goals, goals get victories. But if you’re skilful and not a team player, then you’re a pain in the arse but if you don’t get goals then you’re not worth having.

We’ve had several arrogant yet skilful twats on the team. Some of them are semi-professional goal scoring gods, a couple were worthless and soon stopped playing, I’ve seen quite a few come and go.

But now my successor has to deal with a new form of twat: The rubbish, non-skilful, non-team player, pain in the arse, stupid question asking twat. I was chatting to my successor the other day to find out how it was going, he said, “here, look at this” and showed me his inbox.

Usually the manager sends out an email asking who can play detailing the location, the opposition and the colour kit required. You usually send back the affirmative and perhaps a little piss-taking. We have the occasional match without a goal keeper, so it’s not unusual for everyone to be asked to do a small stint in goal.

From this one twat alone there were 5 emails instead of one, and it’s not like he hasn’t played for us before – he has played off and on for the last 2 seasons. Each email individually asking; where the match was, what colour kit to wear, demanding not to be a sub, demanding to play up front and categorically stating that he wouldn’t go in goal.

For fuck’s sake. The first two answers were clearly stated in the email. The second two should be stated as preferences and awarded on merit and the final demand – well look twat boy: No one wants to go in goal but because of this, “team” thing, we all take a turn. The only exceptions are for medical reasons, of which you have none, except cowardice.

Fucking prima donna – but he’s not even any good – he’s rubbish! He’s not even Sunday pub league. He was put straight on the subs bench, didn’t turn up for the game and surprisingly no one cried. One thing teams don’t need: Non-team playing, non-skilful twats.

Chuck Norris Facts

I just came across these "Chuck Norris facts" through Google. I know this is a non-political post, but these things are so funny that I've gotta post them. Here are a few of my favorites:

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.



Here's my attempt at a Chuck Norris fact relating to the Ohio Governor's race: Remember the Jim Petro ad that started off by saying "What does god expect of us?" It should've said "What does Chuck Norris expect of us?"

For more, check out www.chucknorrisfacts.com